WTF – Yahoo! News Mentions Starbucks' Ass Hairs

by derek on November 15, 2007 · 28 comments

Starbucks Headline at Yahoo News

Yes, I know it is juvenile, but I had a good laugh when I saw the typo of asshares in the above headline while browsing the latest news at Yahoo! News earlier tonight.
I came across this headline just before leaving work and I just had to grab a screen shot. The headline has since been updated but I still wanted to share it with everyone. Hope it gives you a laugh as well.

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ms danielle November 15, 2007 at 11:08 pm

i hate when starbucks drops my asshairs…


Prija November 15, 2007 at 11:14 pm



Damien November 15, 2007 at 11:26 pm

HA! Epic dude.


Free webmaster ebooks November 16, 2007 at 1:08 am

It’s funny but it does not deserve to be a post post in your quality blog though. while here’s my share of laugh “Hehe..”


Furniture Stores November 16, 2007 at 1:15 am

Hey there’s nothing wrong with juvenile if it raises a few laughs. I always feel that more of us should remember to be a kid more often.


Leo November 16, 2007 at 1:41 am

I would think that traffic would increase with a fall in asshairs


Jeep parts November 16, 2007 at 2:39 am

It’s sad but true – customers just don’t want to buy coffee from a shop without ass hairs.
This is where I have been going wrong…


Buzzing with Ange November 16, 2007 at 4:06 am

LOL… I better look out for those ass hairs in my Chai Latte next time I’m in Starbuck’s. I bet it gave you a good old laugh Derek. Thanks for sharing 🙂


Matt Jones November 16, 2007 at 5:13 am
Wendy Piersall November 16, 2007 at 8:13 am

I always drink my asshares in the morning, extra foamy with skim milk.
THAT’S the way to start a Friday!


Home Recording Studio November 16, 2007 at 9:00 am

A laugh! That is an understatement if ever there was one. As I write this, I am still grinning!


Todd November 16, 2007 at 11:16 am
I searched for Starbucks under news items, and it had this still.
It has both versions of it at the moment
EDIT: haha, it just changed right when I was going to post this.
EDIT EDIT: Now it looks like there’s 3 versions for the moment.
Starbucks reports 1st traffic drop as shares fall
Starbucks reports 1st traffic drop asshares fall
Starbucks reports 1st US traffic drop; shares fall


derek November 20, 2007 at 12:21 am

Lol, I am glad everyone got a good laugh out of this headline that I came across.
All I know is that these ass hairs (or ass hares) brought in quite a bit of traffic to this blog!


Male Pattern Baldness November 22, 2007 at 10:25 pm

That was nice. Had a really good laugh.


Stuart December 5, 2007 at 5:26 pm

Well, I cant agree more.


Living Off Dividends & Passive Income April 7, 2008 at 1:35 am

I remember reading that article. thanks for preserving it for posterity!
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Johnnie@Car Insurance Quotes June 4, 2008 at 11:33 pm

OMG…man this is SO funny. I can’t believe the editors would make a mistake like Every time i read the title of your post i start laughing.


Wachat Credit January 8, 2009 at 7:50 am

Wonder if someone got fired for that one – it is after the land of political correctness and other horrors 🙂
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Coffee lover March 13, 2009 at 5:16 am

LOL! now that’s what i call entertainment 😀
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Karl Foxley October 5, 2010 at 2:04 pm

I’m not a fan of ass hairs but I’m certainly a fan of Starbucks Caramel Macchiatto. I definitely prefer not having an ass hair (or even a ass hare) in my Starbucks. A good chuckle all the same.. 🙂


derek October 6, 2010 at 2:31 pm

I’d venture that most (not all, there are some strange folks out there) would agree that sans ass hair is the way to go. 🙂


Ange Recchia October 6, 2010 at 4:13 pm

LMAO Derek! I’m still subscribed to the comments for this post and it’s fun seeing it still attracts attention after 3 years! Way to go 🙂


derek October 6, 2010 at 10:03 pm

Hey there Ange, how have you been? It is funny to see old posts that still get comments (non-spam comments anyway) but to be fair I just linked to this in my latest post.
Thanks for stopping by! 🙂


new york cupcake October 7, 2010 at 1:55 am

Give me a vente black coffee with room for ass hairs


Marini October 13, 2010 at 8:27 pm

lmao, wonder what the headline would say if they found asshares in the coffee? I have some good stress relief here


Ryan@Nursing Programs November 10, 2010 at 8:13 am

Funny stuff hahaha


Mark September 1, 2011 at 1:37 pm

hahaha what a hair at you coffee….


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